Bethany

I’ve been making people uncomfortable by openly talking about human sexuality for decades. My dentist can confirm.

Now I help humans navigate:

• Rediscovering desire after divorce
• Kink exploration and long-held fantasies
• Erectile challenges and performance anxiety
• Shame, disconnection, and mismatched desire
• Communication breakdowns around intimacy

Whatever you bring into the room is welcome here.

What Makes Me Different

I’m neurodivergent. My brain naturally obsesses over details, connects patterns others miss, and approaches your challenges with relentless empathy. What looked like “too much” for years is actually my superpower, and now it’s working for you. Am I good at math or obsessed with trains? No. Am I going to Rain Man your sex life? Probably.

I’m kind of like a truth mirror with excellent pattern recognition and minimal filter. I’ll share uncomfortable truths, hold your hand while I say it, and give you a sweet little forehead kiss afterwards.

I’ve lived the struggles. Dead bedrooms, infidelity, open relationships, painful sex, a brain that sabotages pleasure at the worst moments. I’ve navigated all of it. I’m not theorizing from a textbook; I’m working from the trenches.

I’m a Certified Somatica® Coach, a Kink-Affirming Professional through the Buehler Institute, and a Reiki Master. I bring a holistic, kink-enthusiastic lens to everything we do, whether you’re vanilla-curious or already deep in the spicy scene.

My Specialty: The Second Act

I help newly single midlife humans make the very best of their second act. People in their golden years often think it’s almost over. After working with me, they realize it’s just begun.

You’ve spent decades playing it safe and being appropriate. What if the next chapter could be the most alive, pleasure-filled years of your life?

You don’t need fixing. You need permission, and someone who sees your curiosity as courage and your desire as the beginning of something extraordinary.

Bethany is located near Denver, Colorado, and sees clients online internationally.