Sex Humor from the Sex Coach

     Pam Babbitt, Editor-Sex Coach

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Car Kama Sutra

First off, I'm going to say that I don't think this is funny.  And some of it is down right dangerous - like that tail pipe thing.
But once or twice I've been told that my sense of humor is somewhat 'unique' - so I'm passing it on for those of you
who have 'different appreciation.'  But...could you please not tell anyone that you found it on Sex Coaching?

"If there's anything better than sex in the car, it's sex on the car. If you're in the mood
for some open air action, or want to put on a show for the rest of the folks in the parking
garage, study these sex positions, lay your honey across the hood and start your engines."
 

Gender Issues - True or False?

Ahhh...gender differences.  As I've been collecting content for your amusement, I've become more aware of the proli­feration of male bashing humor.  Hopefully the comparisons below will bring a chuckle and some gender awareness, and maybe even spark a discussion.

NICKNAMES
If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.

If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.

FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

BATHROOMS
A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and tooth­paste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.

The average number of items in the typical woman's bath­room is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.
 

EATING OUT
When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.

When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

Courtesy of Ben, who loves gender-sex humor.

Actually, it goes far beyond you - think matrix or six degrees of separation. 

A good mood is contagious, according to research.  When you feel bliss, a friend you hang out with regularly will have a 25% increased chance of being happy; a friend of a friend has a nearly 10% greater chance; and a friend of that friend has a 5.6% greater chance.